# A little Battlefield Humor - Battlefield Pickup Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [January 9, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822 "2017-01-09T21:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Emporer2](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/emporer2/32/101859_2.png) [@Emporer2](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Emporer2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/1 "2017-01-09T21:24:00Z")
When I was a member of one of the Battlefield Facebook groups, I started a thread called Battlefield Pickup Lines, just to see how ridiculous and funny some of them could be. Here are the five that I originally came up with. Feel free to add your own. Remember: This is just to have a little fun and break away from all of the complaint threads. #5: I need you in my life like I need a good medic on my squad #4: You must play as a sniper because you shot me through the heart from across the room. #3: Our love is hotter than the flamethrower kit. #2: You captured my heart like it was Objective Alpha. #1: Your eyes glint like the scope on a scout’s rifle. ---
**Author:** ![D4rthGinge](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@D4rthGinge](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/D4rthGinge)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 8:52am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/2 "2017-01-10T08:52:00Z")
One can only speculate… ---
**Author:** ![tostirooster](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/tostirooster/32/103870_2.png) [@tostirooster](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tostirooster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/3 "2017-01-10T12:35:00Z")
I think objective Apples souds so much better for a cringy pickup line. Great pickup lines though, gonna try some on my gf (yes I know that’s not the point of a pickup line) considering she has some BF knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![thevilleky](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@thevilleky](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/thevilleky)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 5:24pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/4 "2017-01-10T17:24:00Z")
I’d like to inject you with my syringe Have you ever had the pleasure of gripping a big sniper rifle? ---
**Author:** ![187Bear](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/187bear/32/101098_2.png) [@187Bear](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/187Bear)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/5 "2017-01-10T22:05:00Z")
Your tracks are so wide and you are so slow, but you can take 6 dudes wherever they need to go and you pack one heck of a punch… oh this is going bad… wrong post, thought we were talking about tank love. ---
**Author:** ![THAGURT](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/thagurt/32/103736_2.png) [@THAGURT](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/THAGURT)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/6 "2017-01-10T23:34:00Z")
I heard kd is a good indication of manhood size and baby I’m average. \*slightly above average 😉 ---
**Author:** ![shikari2007](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/shikari2007/32/103457_2.png) [@shikari2007](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/shikari2007)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/7 "2017-01-11T15:06:00Z")
My girlfriends like the Desert Gold Skin…non existent. Not a pick up line, but funny imo ---
**Author:** ![ENRAGEDDIABLO](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/enrageddiablo/32/101866_2.png) [@ENRAGEDDIABLO](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/ENRAGEDDIABLO)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/8 "2017-01-11T17:16:00Z")
Have you ever seen the sunset on FAO Fortress while playing with a field gun? ---
**Author:** ![defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/defcon_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/9 "2017-01-11T19:14:00Z")
“Nice Limpets. Huot about you Sweeper the Factory?” probably wouldn’t work ---
**Author:** ![defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/defcon_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/10 "2017-01-11T20:44:00Z")
or just skip the conversation & knock her out with gas. ---
**Author:** ![defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/defcon_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/11 "2017-01-11T20:45:00Z")
oops that will kill her. Medic! ---
**Author:** ![ENRAGEDDIABLO](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/enrageddiablo/32/101866_2.png) [@ENRAGEDDIABLO](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/ENRAGEDDIABLO)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/12 "2017-01-12T17:18:00Z")
Is it a bad thing if my rocket gun wants to fill your light tank? ---
**Author:** ![defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@defcon\_hostile](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/defcon_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/13 "2017-01-12T17:34:00Z")
> [@ENRAGEDDIABLO](#): > > Is it a bad thing if my rocket gun wants to fill your light tank? Unfortunately my wing man’s better looking than me, so I always end up with the heavy tank. ---
**Author:** ![ENRAGEDDIABLO](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/enrageddiablo/32/101866_2.png) [@ENRAGEDDIABLO](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/ENRAGEDDIABLO)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/14 "2017-01-12T17:36:00Z")
> [@defcon\_hostile](#): > > > [@ENRAGEDDIABLO](#): > > > > Is it a bad thing if my rocket gun wants to fill your light tank? > > Unfortunately my wing man’s better looking than me, so I always end up with the heavy tank. LMAO ---
**Author:** ![TickTak77](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ticktak77/32/103838_2.png) [@TickTak77](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/TickTak77)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/15 "2017-01-12T17:53:00Z")
> [@defcon\_hostile](#): > > > [@ENRAGEDDIABLO](#): > > > > Is it a bad thing if my rocket gun wants to fill your light tank? > > Unfortunately my wing man’s better looking than me, so I always end up with the heavy tank. At least she’s not a behemoth ---
**Author:** ![TickTak77](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ticktak77/32/103838_2.png) [@TickTak77](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/TickTak77)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/a-little-battlefield-humor-battlefield-pickup-lines/102822/16 "2017-01-12T17:56:00Z")
“I know it goes all over the place, but if I lie down my accuracy improves over time”