# Abnormal amount of players "whacking it" during BF4? World War Pervert

**URL:** <https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [January 16, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894 "2014-01-16T20:09:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![MrDeadSea](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@MrDeadSea](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/MrDeadSea)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894/1 "2014-01-16T20:09:45Z")

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In the past month I’ve caught three dudes in the act of stroking it while still having their headsets on and sitting idle in BF4.

The first guy was making grunting sounds, I said “dude, are you jerking it or something?!” as a joke. He apologized and muted his headset. Oookay.

The second offender was doing something similar. I asked “Son… Are you whacking off?” and he said “Yeah so? I’m too busy to do it another time.” he refused to mute his headset and kept going. I kicked him from my squad.

The third incident took place yesterday morning. This IDIOT in my squad had crashed our helicopter seconds after takeoff so he was already on my Shit List. The next game started and he was idle, making panting and grunting sounds. I began to yell “HAVE YOU GOT A MENTAL PROBLEM OR SOMETHING? PLAY THE GAME!” he began to shout back “shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up…” and then fell silent. A moment later the grunting returned. I dropped the question as I was already suspicious. He kept screaming at me to “shut up” and “mind your business!” In retrospect he probably did have a mental problem. I switched squads.

My point is I’ve never caught someone doing this in 10+ years of online gaming. Why is there a sudden influx of masturbating soldiers on BF4? Is the game really that good?

PS: What the fuck is up with the background of this subreddit, correlation?

TL;DR  
caught 3 people jerking off during the past 4 weeks on BF4  
this has never happened before  
world war pervert

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**Author:** ![Bagwsp](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@Bagwsp](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Bagwsp)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894/2 "2014-01-16T20:27:10Z")

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To explain the background, this isn’t the actual BF4 subreddit. The official one is here: [http://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield\_4/](http://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield_4/). This is a troll subreddit that actually has some decent stuff posted to it from time to time. (Which is why I’m still here, lol)

As for you issue, I think it’s just a run of pathetically awkward bad luck. I’m not even going to try and take a stab at the “why” as I don’t want to venture to that part of the human psyche. Rule #34 man.

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**Author:** ![MrDeadSea](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@MrDeadSea](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/MrDeadSea)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894/3 "2014-01-16T20:29:03Z")

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oh, thanks. I’ll repost my thread there.

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**Author:** ![Agret](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/b5a626/32.png) [@Agret](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Agret)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894/4 "2014-01-16T23:47:12Z")

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I think OP already knows that, it’s a troll post for a troll sub.

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**Author:** ![conspiracy\_thug](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@conspiracy\_thug](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/conspiracy_thug)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894/5 "2014-01-17T16:43:07Z")

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with all the bugs there’s nothing else to do in this game.

A mans gotta kill time somehow

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**Author:** ![Commisar](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Commisar](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Commisar)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 4:31am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894/6 "2014-01-18T04:31:47Z")

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I wouldn’t bother.

The official sub is full of constant bitching and whining.

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**Author:** ![ShaneRunninShirtless](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@ShaneRunninShirtless](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/ShaneRunninShirtless)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/abnormal-amount-of-players-whacking-it-during-bf4-world-war-pervert/110894/7 "2014-01-18T20:50:15Z")

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I loooooove to get my shiiit pushed in!
