# Ban the person above you **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-Topic\ **Created:** [July 17, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936 "2016-07-17T02:21:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![leeroynorth](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/leeroynorth/32/102619_2.png) [@leeroynorth](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/leeroynorth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 11:44am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/741 "2018-05-25T11:44:00Z")
Banned for longest word ---
**Author:** ![Avarik](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/avarik/32/101251_2.png) [@Avarik](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Avarik)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 11:25am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/742 "2018-08-28T11:25:00Z")
\<\< > > Banned for misspelling the name. ---
**Author:** ![DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/dirtygreeny/32/105552_2.png) [@DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/DIRTYGreeny)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/743 "2018-08-28T14:10:00Z")
Banned cause I didn’t misspell it and have been wrongly accused, however he isn’t a traditional amoeba hence the difference in spelling and he’s the 37th of his kind. ---
**Author:** ![Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ameeba37/32/101194_2.png) [@Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Ameeba37)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/744 "2018-08-28T14:55:00Z")
Banned because “ameeba” is the Finnish spelling for amoeba and even still it is wrong because the correct spelling in Finnish would be “ameba” ---
**Author:** ![DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/dirtygreeny/32/105552_2.png) [@DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/DIRTYGreeny)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/745 "2018-08-28T14:57:00Z")
Banned for not knowing your own Ameeba kind. ---
**Author:** ![wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/wsupchris1222444/32/104088_2.png) [@wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/wsupchris1222444)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/746 "2018-08-29T06:12:00Z")
Banned because I’m going on a 1300 mile journey to college tomorrow ---
**Author:** ![Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/trokey66/32/103889_2.png) [@Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Trokey66)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/747 "2018-08-29T15:04:00Z")
Banned for going on a 1300 mile journey to college tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/748 "2018-08-31T15:44:00Z")
Invoking an ancient clause (which somehow also reminded me to trim my fingernails) I issue a rarely-issued Multiple Ban – for all of this counting. (sorry i wasn’t ready to count , reason withheld) ---
**Author:** ![Prep768](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/prep768/32/103163_2.png) [@Prep768](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Prep768)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/749 "2018-08-31T22:32:00Z")
Banned for obviously posting half cut ---
**Author:** ![DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/dirtygreeny/32/105552_2.png) [@DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/DIRTYGreeny)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 11:01pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/750 "2018-08-31T23:01:00Z")
Presuming you’re right, banned for not intending to post half cut ---
**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/751 "2018-09-02T02:27:00Z")
. . . (suffering from horribly Ban Aim he misfires) . . . ow ---
**Author:** ![Jsn\_AngryMF](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/jsn_angrymf/32/102432_2.png) [@Jsn\_AngryMF](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Jsn_AngryMF)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/752 "2018-09-22T03:34:00Z")
Banned for being a _violation removed_ ---
**Author:** ![StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/StarscreamUK)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/753 "2018-09-22T04:20:00Z")
Really banned for showing that you really are one of those. ---
**Author:** ![LX268911](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/lx268911/32/108645_2.png) [@LX268911](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/LX268911)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 4:47am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/754 "2018-09-22T04:47:00Z")
Banned for having a BF3 account and therefore being subject to the 81660 PB false positive mass ban wave. All your linked Origin purchases are now banned on PB enabled servers. Even Balance, the makers of PunkBuster would just like you to know that they give 0 ph ks about you and there’s no way you could defeat all the hackers on earth to prove your innocence. If somehow you do, Even Balance will lift your ban to the elevated status of “ha nice, you’re still banned though”. Please enjoy your ban. Also, preorder Battlefield V, now with punkbuster so you can’t play it. BFV comes with many ways you can be banned and many things you can’t do because you’re banned. Fight on the streets of Rotterdam if you were not banned but you can’t because you’re banned. Call in a missile to defeat you’re enemies or you can just rest assured that you will have none because they’ll all be banned before they get to play. Infact, you’re banned for even being able to play. ---
**Author:** ![Hessuniemii](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hessuniemii/32/102204_2.png) [@Hessuniemii](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Hessuniemii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/755 "2018-09-22T13:14:00Z")
Banned for a post that is too long for me to read ---
**Author:** ![DevilsBathtub](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/devilsbathtub/32/101705_2.png) [@DevilsBathtub](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/DevilsBathtub)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/756 "2018-09-22T16:32:00Z")
banned for drinking too loudly ---
**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/757 "2018-09-29T16:20:00Z")
(whispers) . . banned for having your hearing-aid cranked to full volume ---
**Author:** ![StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/StarscreamUK)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/758 "2018-09-29T19:50:00Z")
> [@LX268911](#): > > Banned for having a BF3 account and therefore being subject to the 81660 PB false positive mass ban wave. All your linked Origin purchases are now banned on PB enabled servers. Even Balance, the makers of PunkBuster would just like you to know that they give 0 ph ks about you and there’s no way you could defeat all the hackers on earth to prove your innocence. If somehow you do, Even Balance will lift your ban to the elevated status of “ha nice, you’re still banned though”. Please enjoy your ban. Also, preorder Battlefield V, now with punkbuster so you can’t play it. BFV comes with many ways you can be banned and many things you can’t do because you’re banned. Fight on the streets of Rotterdam if you were not banned but you can’t because you’re banned. Call in a missile to defeat you’re enemies or you can just rest assured that you will have none because they’ll all be banned before they get to play. Infact, you’re banned for even being able to play. except bfv doesnt use punkbuster, nor does bf1. and amazingly, I’m not banned on bf3 either 🙂 ^^ Banned for for not presuming he is a bat ---
**Author:** ![Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/trokey66/32/103889_2.png) [@Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Trokey66)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/759 "2018-09-29T19:56:00Z")
Banned, just banned. Deal with it… ---
**Author:** ![Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ameeba37/32/101194_2.png) [@Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Ameeba37)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/760 "2018-09-30T02:03:00Z")
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