# Ban the person above you

**URL:** <https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936>\
**Category:** Off-Topic\
**Created:** [July 17, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936 "2016-07-17T02:21:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 42

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/821 "2018-11-17T15:19:00Z")

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(wanders over)  
What’s this?  
(stares at the invoice from H.E.L.L. Ltd)  
One Ban owing , but it’s past due , so now its doubled?  
(their rates ARE devilish)  
So-o . . Double Ban issued  
(easy-peasy)  
H.E.L.L. is happy now  
(wanders away)

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**Author:** ![xenome111](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/x/8edcca/32.png) [@xenome111](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/xenome111)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/822 "2018-11-21T17:22:00Z")

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> [@tempo\_rarity](#):
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> (wanders over)  
> What’s this?  
> (stares at the invoice from H.E.L.L. Ltd)  
> One Ban owing , but it’s past due , so now its doubled?  
> (their rates ARE devilish)  
> So-o . . Double Ban issued  
> (easy-peasy)  
> H.E.L.L. is happy now  
> (wanders away)

H. E. L. L. Returns back with a smirk..

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**Author:** ![Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/trokey66/32/103889_2.png) [@Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Trokey66)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/823 "2018-11-21T18:24:00Z")

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You can wipe that smirk off!

Banned.for missing the golden rule!

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/824 "2018-11-24T16:39:00Z")

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Banned , for somehow reminding me of vodka and fast-food hamburgers .

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**Author:** ![robmcewen](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/robmcewen/32/102169_2.png) [@robmcewen](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/robmcewen)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/825 "2018-11-24T23:18:00Z")

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Banned for forgetting vodka and fast food, consult your food pyramid, vodka and fast food are apart of your 5 a day.

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 4:21am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/826 "2018-12-13T04:21:00Z")

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For 18 days I’ve searched for this ‘pyramid’ which I’m now quite convinced DOES NOT exist .  
Banned for leading me on a Wild Goose chase , which coincidentally IS on some ‘pyramids’ .

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**Author:** ![StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/StarscreamUK)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/827 "2018-12-13T04:54:00Z")

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You know why there is no pyramids?

 ![2ourfz.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/b/9/b93899c58e82f7ebc91e02c9d041ed6bf410aaa0.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Prep768](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/prep768/32/103163_2.png) [@Prep768](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Prep768)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/828 "2018-12-13T15:04:00Z")

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I swear you’ve banned me sooooooo  
BANNED!

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**Author:** ![StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@StarscreamUK](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/StarscreamUK)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/829 "2018-12-13T20:30:00Z")

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> [@Prep768](#):
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> I swear you’ve banned me sooooooo  
> BANNED!

No swearing!

But you’re wrong, I haven’t banned you, I just looked.

So.. banned for spreading false rumours

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**Author:** ![Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/trokey66/32/103889_2.png) [@Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Trokey66)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/830 "2018-12-13T20:39:00Z")

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Banned for not officially banning @Prep768 (or me for that matter!)

Oh, hang on…

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**Author:** ![Prep768](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/prep768/32/103163_2.png) [@Prep768](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Prep768)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/831 "2018-12-13T20:45:00Z")

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> [@Trokey66](#):
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> Banned for not officially banning @Prep768 (or me for that matter!)
> 
> Oh, hang on…

Banned for banning the dude that never banned me. Banned!  
(apologies StarscreamUK)

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**Author:** ![HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hardaimedkid/32/102174_2.png) [@HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HardAimedKid)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/832 "2018-12-13T20:52:00Z")

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Banned for not being banned by pretty much every mod on this forum.

(I’m sure a few have missed me)

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**Author:** ![Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/trokey66/32/103889_2.png) [@Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Trokey66)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 8:59pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/833 "2018-12-13T20:59:00Z")

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> [@HardAimedKid](#):
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> Banned for not being banned by pretty much every mod on this forum.
> 
> (I’m sure a few have missed me)

Banned for getting a notification of this quote.

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**Author:** ![DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/dirtygreeny/32/105552_2.png) [@DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/DIRTYGreeny)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/834 "2018-12-13T21:00:00Z")

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> [@Trokey66](#):
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> > [@HardAimedKid](#):
> >
> > Banned for not being banned by pretty much every mod on this forum.
> > 
> > (I’m sure a few have missed me)
> 
> Banned for getting a notification of this quote.

Banned for getting a notification of this this and that that quote, unquote.

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**Author:** ![HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hardaimedkid/32/102174_2.png) [@HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HardAimedKid)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/835 "2018-12-13T21:04:00Z")

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Everyone is banned for not joining sauce discord which I have placed a link for in sauce thread. 😃

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/836 "2018-12-14T05:38:00Z")

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Banned , for mentioning food again :lol:

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**Author:** ![DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/dirtygreeny/32/105552_2.png) [@DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/DIRTYGreeny)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 8:23am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/837 "2018-12-14T08:23:00Z")

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Banned for mentioning food again

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/838 "2018-12-16T17:33:00Z")

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Mr Creosote says I should Ban you for not offering me even a tiny little after-dinner mint along with your ban .  
(this , should get us OFF food 👅 )

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**Author:** ![DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/dirtygreeny/32/105552_2.png) [@DIRTYGreeny](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/DIRTYGreeny)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/839 "2018-12-16T20:52:00Z")

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I’ve had a food amnesty on this occasion so I’m actually unbanning the person above, yes you fella. I’m not only going to give you an after dinner mint but I’m going to provide you with the dinner for the after dinner mint, desert and coffee as well.

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**Author:** ![barnesalmighty2](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/barnesalmighty2/32/101292_2.png) [@barnesalmighty2](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/barnesalmighty2)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/ban-the-person-above-you/108936/840 "2018-12-16T21:57:00Z")

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Banned for grooming.

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