banned for being a robocat in a humans forum
Banned for poor excuses and insincere apologies
Banned for not accepting his apples
Banned for apples
Banned not explaining the relationship between apples and newtons (fully) to a largely uneducated, but alert, audience
banned for using big scary words
banned for playing on console
Banned for elitism
banned for not going to the dark side and acknowledging your 4K overlord gaming machines
and I am banning myself for hypocrisy
Banned
banned for permitting him to ban himself
and I am banning myself as well, unhypocritically
Then you, my friend, are banned.
Banned for having friends
Banned because friends are lyfe.
Banned for intentionally spelling life wrong
Banned for being a communist
Banned for not being a communist.
Banned for being an inferior socialist
banned for having 500+ upvotes
Banned for not having 500+ upvotes
And I am again banning myself for hypocrisy