Ban the person above you

banned for being a robocat in a humans forum

Banned for poor excuses and insincere apologies

Banned for not accepting his apples

Banned for apples

Banned not explaining the relationship between apples and newtons (fully) to a largely uneducated, but alert, audience

banned for using big scary words

banned for playing on console

Banned for elitism

banned for not going to the dark side and acknowledging your 4K overlord gaming machines

and I am banning myself for hypocrisy

Banned

banned for permitting him to ban himself

and I am banning myself as well, unhypocritically

Then you, my friend, are banned.

Banned for having friends

Banned because friends are lyfe.

Banned for intentionally spelling life wrong

Banned for being a communist

Banned for not being a communist.

Banned for being an inferior socialist

banned for having 500+ upvotes

Banned for not having 500+ upvotes

And I am again banning myself for hypocrisy