banned for avoiding the fact that someone actually just got banned (ironically)
Banned for nothing, really.
banned for trying to be clever in your profile pic and name
Banned because someone paid me to ban you
Banned for being a sellout
Banned for judging his financial motivations
Banned for mass safety! 
Banned for hentai addiction
Moderator, I need help! 
Banned for improper use of frowny face.
-Braddock512-
Banned for signing his post
Banned for being a ‘Special Snowflake’
Banned for actually banning me 
banned for discussion of moderation
Banned for being hard
Banned for indifference.
Banned for quoting SnipedArm
Banned for being a SmartGuy
Banned because I don’t know what flag that is
Banned for not knowing