Banned for hippos.
Banned for not putting another shrimp on the barbie.
Banned because it’s a bloody prawn not a shrimp
Banned for assuming my shellfish
banned because I did shoot first and still traded kills
Banned because Han shot first
Banned because Ben Solo stabbed first
Banned because Obi Wan didn’t cut off all of Anakin’s limbs
Banned for underestimating my power
Banned because your power level isn’t over 9000.
Banned because your post level isn’t over 9000
Banned for being a Kiwi.
Banned because I’m neither a bird, a fruit nor a New Zealander from middle earth
Banned for listing my past genders
banned because nobody posted in 2 days
Banned for tempting me to click each and every one of those ‘show’ spoiler buttons.
In doing so, I’ve ended up creating a pyramid so grand that it goes outside the boundaries of the comment section. It actually didn’t look much like a pyramid by the time I was done spoiling myself with not-so-spoiling spoilers.
Banned because I too witnessed the unending pyramid
Banned for being a privileged Cis-Trans-Binary-Category-69-Cyclone
What ever that means?
Banned for not knowing that gender
Banned for seeing gender