The person above me gets a cookie.
However, the next person who posts below me is banned. Banning people above you is overrated.
banned for banning me before I even posted
Banned for banning the person who was going to give me a cookie and now he can’t 
Banned fir being top if the page and not saying PAGE first.
Banned for being second from top of the page and not saying PAGE second
PAGE
Edit: The above was just me trying to make PAGEthird humourous by changing it to a word that rhymes with third (correct me if I wasn’t allowed to imply it either). I didn’t realise this was regarded as a word that should be filtered otherwise I would not have posted it. In fact the thought never even crossed my mind however I respect the swear filter and would like to state it was not intentional nor was it directed at anyone.
Happy banning 
Banned for shouting and using naughty language, I take it the asterisks were covering some foul potty talk.
Banned for even mentioning the word asterisk
banned for not using *
Banned for using that glorious camaro catfish grav again
Banned for not being your evil twin.
Banned for even mentioning his evil twin
Banned for thinking the worse of Ameeba37 evil twin, he’s not a bad lad just misunderstood, there was no evidence that he started the fire at that old peoples home.
Banned for not realising how evil he is, so evil in fact if he becomes anything more than a single cell he’d be extremely deadly (whisper he even spelt his name wrong to disguise his identity.) Cripes, body deflates on an exhale thats crazy evil shakes head.
Banned for exposing my secret. I can now reveal my true identity.
clears throat
Beholdeth, f’r i am the most wondrous Naegleria fowleri, eke known as the “brain-eating amoeba”. Next timeth thee wend swimming, thee’d bett’r gaze out, f’r i’ll beest waiting f’r thee.
Banned for eating most of my team’s brains
banned
Banned without a reason
Banned because it’s what I want
Banned for not knowing ur catfish is now digested. It took a month for me to digest ur catfish.
Edit:I ban myself for breaking the rules but I had too lol. 
Banned a second time cause i had no choice