I’m not banning you because you already done it yourself for Cryphisss and Professor_Memes
Banned because no one has banned me since I last posted
I can’t ban you because you have already banned me
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk…
Banned because you should know by now.
Banned because when I posted it last night my browser showed my post on the previous PAGE!
Now I’m going to make it worse by stating PAGE! now..
PAGE!
"Making it worse how could it be worse whilst dancing PAGE PAGE PAGE!
(Idea taken from Monty Pythons Life Of Brian stoning scene)
Banned for the good of the human race, page! on the second post of the page, God know what damage you have caused this madness stops NOW.
Banned for incorrectly stating that it was the 2nd post on the page and not knowing the karma of PAGE! on the third post of the page.
Banned for The PAGE !!!
And I QUIT
Banned for being a quitter.
Banned for having an extraterrestrial mailbox
Banned for not being happy with paying the extra cost you have to pay to send mail to his extraterrestrial mailbox. Yes the shield needs a code to switch it off in order to post it in. The mail man is also drafted in as only extraterrestrials can post in extraterrestrial mailboxes and the distance is over 50 light years away but the guy is lonely out there don’t leave him all alone with no contact. Unbanned if you have a change of heart.
Banned everyone for taking too long to think of a good reason to ban me after my epic reason for banning someone…
Unbanning everyone as its seems a bit harsh and I feel guilty about it.
Banned for being impatient.
Banned for thinking that waiting 11 days before being impatient isn’t reasonable. Be lucky that I wasn’t being im***PAGE!***ient 
banned for reviving this thread many times
Banned for wanting this thread to die
p.s that was the last time I’ll ever bother reviving this thread again :s
p.p.s as this is the last post of this dying thread, I ban everyone for the big finale
Banned for using p.s. and p.p.s. in this thread.
Damb! I did it again.
Banned for doing it again..
Banned because this thread is great
Banned as a way of saying ‘hello.stranger’!