Banned for longest word
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Banned for misspelling the name.
Banned cause I didn’t misspell it and have been wrongly accused, however he isn’t a traditional amoeba hence the difference in spelling and he’s the 37th of his kind.
Banned because “ameeba” is the Finnish spelling for amoeba and even still it is wrong because the correct spelling in Finnish would be “ameba”
Banned for not knowing your own Ameeba kind.
Banned because I’m going on a 1300 mile journey to college tomorrow
Banned for going on a 1300 mile journey to college tomorrow.
Invoking an ancient clause (which somehow also reminded me to trim my fingernails) I issue a rarely-issued Multiple Ban – for all of this counting.
(sorry i wasn’t ready to count , reason withheld)
Banned for obviously posting half cut
Presuming you’re right, banned for not intending to post half cut
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(suffering from horribly Ban Aim he misfires)
. . .
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Banned for being a violation removed
Really banned for showing that you really are one of those.
Banned for having a BF3 account and therefore being subject to the 81660 PB false positive mass ban wave. All your linked Origin purchases are now banned on PB enabled servers. Even Balance, the makers of PunkBuster would just like you to know that they give 0 ph ks about you and there’s no way you could defeat all the hackers on earth to prove your innocence. If somehow you do, Even Balance will lift your ban to the elevated status of “ha nice, you’re still banned though”. Please enjoy your ban. Also, preorder Battlefield V, now with punkbuster so you can’t play it. BFV comes with many ways you can be banned and many things you can’t do because you’re banned. Fight on the streets of Rotterdam if you were not banned but you can’t because you’re banned. Call in a missile to defeat you’re enemies or you can just rest assured that you will have none because they’ll all be banned before they get to play. Infact, you’re banned for even being able to play.
Banned for a post that is too long for me to read
banned for drinking too loudly
(whispers) . . banned for having your hearing-aid cranked to full volume
except bfv doesnt use punkbuster, nor does bf1.
and amazingly, I’m not banned on bf3 either 
^^ Banned for for not presuming he is a bat
Banned, just banned.
Deal with it…
Banned for carelessly dropping explosive boxes with 3 wires everywhere