Ugh, I ban myself for being 3 years too late to the party.
Banned for pesticles
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*Edited as per rules update 03/08/2019 for full E-PAGE! update terms and conditions see note E-Page 14b paragraph 4 of your online guide, T & Cs subject to change
Guess what?
Bznned for making me have to remember to count all posts on a page before posting in order to not miss out on doing the honourable thing of ***PAGE!***When that time of a new PAGE! comes.
Also strengthening the ban as you are behind the times as it’s an electronic page it should now be *E-PAGE!
Unbanned because I made the mistake
RE-Banned because you didn’t ban me (the above poster) and.. Not following rules yourself and being hippo-critical.
Banned ya , banned ya banned ya , bon-ana-ana-fanna , fo-fin-anya .
Fee-fi-mo-min anya , Banned ya! (thanks Shirley!)
Banned because you’re wrong , the sun is coming to minimum solar exposition when the sunspots will make the difference in the next ten years.
Banned for banning a person with comment that isn’t above you.
Double banned for banning a person in which the comment isn’t even on the same page.
Banned because for your double fail
first “above you” is a technicality , dont means that the person need to be the previous even if tempo_rarity is it.
second for the same reason the person is above me ( the previous ) the quotes is the reason of the ban.
Banned for being a pedant.
Banned for being a pedantaphobe
Banned for not having as many posts as moi… u naughty mod u. 
Mod Clique, Banned.
Banned for trying to prevent a Mod fight!
Banned because they are actually closet rockers.
I know that was a bit harsh as you didn’t know that but it’ll help you remember for next time.
Banned because I see what you did there!
Banned because I know what you did last summer 
Banned because of Scream and the horrible movie set it spawned… yes I’m blaming you for it.. double ban for being blamed
Banned because I agree with you.
Banned because this thread is not the right thread to use claym…KABOOM
Banned for making me actually laugh out loud!