Banned for commenting without banning someone.
Banning a mod? Instant ban, no appeal.
Banned for trying to deny the best bans.
Banned for trying to deny the best bans.
Banned for double posting.
Inb4 “it was the forum! honest guvnor”
Banned for trying to create your own “guvnor” nickname
Banned for making a very good point, we don’t do that round here…
Banned because I think you changed your profile pic
Banned because not for donkey’s years!
Banned for not adhering to the rules
Jobsworth. Banned.
Banned because the sun is very bright
Banned for leaving your 'Bans at home
Banned because you havent change your pic , which is the same since the last time I banned you ( even if it’s cool , i like 
)
Ban myself, because … I did something wrong. I wanted to ban last user.
Banned for double banage
. . . cos I feel like being the duck in Duck Hunt . . .
ahem
Banned for not…banning.
Banned for using a meme and not a gif.