Ban the person above you

Banned for being a Satanist.

banned for obvious reasons

Banned for having the ugliest car I’ve ever seen.

Banned for not having the ugliest car he have ever seen.

Banned for having * BF3 * behind your name.

Yer all * banned for swearing. Every one of ya.

And don’t even lie to me, I know you did.

For ** sake.
Yer all perma banned for constant swearing. Every single one of ya.

And don’t even think to lie to me, I really know you did.

For Pete’s sake.

Banned for failing to understand how a swear word filter functions on a forum.

Banned because I feel like it.

Banned for playing like a catfish

Banned for no grav

Banned because he said so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAp7VyGgqhc

Banned for having a colorful signature

Banned for being a professor

Banned for reasons

Banned for no reason at all

Banned for being Dovahkiin*.

Banned for not greener aircraft.

Banned for posting random videos everywhere

Ehehe, sry. But your banned for strange animal

You’re banned