# No, its not like a bottle of ketchup..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-Topic\ **Created:** [February 10, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969 "2017-02-10T03:51:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![68Keif](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/68keif/32/100928_2.png) [@68Keif](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/68Keif)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 3:14am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/201 "2017-02-12T03:14:00Z")
> [@captinsmooth](#): > > What about catsup? That’s worse 😃 ---
**Author:** ![captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/captinsmooth/32/100938_2.png) [@captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/captinsmooth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/202 "2017-02-12T03:42:00Z")
I feel like we should have a new thread called mustard. ---
**Author:** ![sg2434](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sg2434](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/sg2434)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/203 "2017-02-12T03:51:00Z")
> [@smart2705](#): > > There was a show on tv about the oldest hamburger restaurant. If you make the mistake to ask for ketchup they kick you out. So… How would they feel about mustard? I appreciate a good meat and all but I love me some tang as well. ---
**Author:** ![crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/crabman169/32/101567_2.png) [@crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/crabman169)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/204 "2017-02-12T04:11:00Z")
> [@HardAimedKid](#): > > ![Pseudonaja-textilis-thumb.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/9/8/98710fc1b8bde2bcece47a4eb8ef4f9ae88599ab.jpeg) > > It says this is “common” and the second most venomous snake in the world? You see these? If it’s common move here to the states man! You don’t have to live near these things! Black Taipan? Yeah \* those sneks. Agro b-astards. Haven’t had one in my personal backyard yet but I have encounted one before. Nah I’m good with the Australian fauna. At least it won’t attack me in my swag/tent/house. You guys have Grizzlies and mountain lions ![RJssfE1h.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/0/7/0712095dc45a4b5443e9d2e37b4ce383fb628388.jpeg) Found this snek under the house so I moved him to the pig shed. He’s doing quite well its a carpet snek ---
**Author:** ![TEKNOCODE](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/teknocode/32/103723_2.png) [@TEKNOCODE](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/TEKNOCODE)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/205 "2017-02-12T04:14:00Z")
> [@captinsmooth](#): > > I feel like we should have a new thread called mustard. I just threw up a little in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hardaimedkid/32/102174_2.png) [@HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HardAimedKid)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 4:15am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/206 "2017-02-12T04:15:00Z")
> [@crabman169](#): > > > [@HardAimedKid](#): > > > > ![Pseudonaja-textilis-thumb.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/9/8/98710fc1b8bde2bcece47a4eb8ef4f9ae88599ab.jpeg) > > > > It says this is “common” and the second most venomous snake in the world? You see these? If it’s common move here to the states man! You don’t have to live near these things! > > Black Taipan? Yeah \* those sneks. Agro b-astards. Haven’t had one in my personal backyard yet but I have encounted one before. > > Nah I’m good with the Australian fauna. At least it won’t attack me in my swag/tent/house. You guys have Grizzlies and mountain lions > > ![RJssfE1h.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/0/7/0712095dc45a4b5443e9d2e37b4ce383fb628388.jpeg) > Found this snek under the house so I moved him to the pig shed. He’s doing quite well > its a carpet snek WTF is it poisonous? ---
**Author:** ![crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/crabman169/32/101567_2.png) [@crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/crabman169)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/207 "2017-02-12T04:38:00Z")
> [@HardAimedKid](#): > > > [@crabman169](#): > > > > > [@HardAimedKid](#): > > > > > > ![Pseudonaja-textilis-thumb.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/9/8/98710fc1b8bde2bcece47a4eb8ef4f9ae88599ab.jpeg) > > > > > > It says this is “common” and the second most venomous snake in the world? You see these? If it’s common move here to the states man! You don’t have to live near these things! > > > > Black Taipan? Yeah \* those sneks. Agro b-astards. Haven’t had one in my personal backyard yet but I have encounted one before. > > > > Nah I’m good with the Australian fauna. At least it won’t attack me in my swag/tent/house. You guys have Grizzlies and mountain lions > > > > ![RJssfE1h.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/0/7/0712095dc45a4b5443e9d2e37b4ce383fb628388.jpeg) > > Found this snek under the house so I moved him to the pig shed. He’s doing quite well > > its a carpet snek > > WTF is it poisonous? All snakes par two are venomous (I think they are Japanese? At least one is) but some can’t pierce our skin or their venom isn’t fatal to us. Some can be like a bee sting (burst of pain) or some can make you sick This little carpet snek’s fangs are too small and fragile to pierce our skin and it’s venom dosage isnt enough to really effect us ---
**Author:** ![II-Katyusha-II](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/85e7bf/32.png) [@II-Katyusha-II](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/II-Katyusha-II)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/208 "2017-02-12T04:54:00Z")
Cute snek. ---
**Author:** ![HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hardaimedkid/32/102174_2.png) [@HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HardAimedKid)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:05am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/209 "2017-02-12T05:05:00Z")
Uh that thing is huge. ---
**Author:** ![captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/captinsmooth/32/100938_2.png) [@captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/captinsmooth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/210 "2017-02-12T05:07:00Z")
From sausages to snakes. This thread is very strange…lol ---
**Author:** ![TEKNOCODE](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/teknocode/32/103723_2.png) [@TEKNOCODE](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/TEKNOCODE)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:13am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/211 "2017-02-12T05:13:00Z")
> [@captinsmooth](#): > > From sausages to snakes. This thread is very strange…lol They are the same, no?? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Barabbas](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/evil_barabbas/32/101888_2.png) [@Evil\_Barabbas](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Evil_Barabbas)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:14am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/212 "2017-02-12T05:14:00Z")
> [@HardAimedKid](#): > > Uh that thing is huge. That’s what she said! ---
**Author:** ![HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hardaimedkid/32/102174_2.png) [@HardAimedKid](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HardAimedKid)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/213 "2017-02-12T05:15:00Z")
> [@Evil\_Barabbas](#): > > > [@HardAimedKid](#): > > > > Uh that thing is huge. > > That’s what she said! You didn’t hear my wife say that lol ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Barabbas](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/evil_barabbas/32/101888_2.png) [@Evil\_Barabbas](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Evil_Barabbas)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/214 "2017-02-12T05:15:00Z")
> [@HardAimedKid](#): > > > [@Evil\_Barabbas](#): > > > > > [@HardAimedKid](#): > > > > > > Uh that thing is huge. > > > > That’s what she said! > > You didn’t hear my wife say that lol lol ---
**Author:** ![crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/crabman169/32/101567_2.png) [@crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/crabman169)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:34am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/215 "2017-02-12T05:34:00Z")
> [@captinsmooth](#): > > From sausages to snakes. This thread is very strange…lol Watching that underground BBQ show on the food network; they were in Texas (Y’ALL!) and they had to incorporate rattlesnake. The metal band make rattlesnake sausage. Apparently it was pretty good ---
**Author:** ![sg2434](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sg2434](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/sg2434)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 5:57am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/216 "2017-02-12T05:57:00Z")
> [@TEKNOCODE](#): > > > [@captinsmooth](#): > > > > I feel like we should have a new thread called mustard. > > I just threw up a little in my mouth. I’m telling you man. We’re gonna fight. Edit: @crabman169 being from texas myself, I can confirm snake tastes amazing. It’s like chicken but more satisfying because the chicken won’t kill you. ---
**Author:** ![TEKNOCODE](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/teknocode/32/103723_2.png) [@TEKNOCODE](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/TEKNOCODE)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 12:48pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/217 "2017-02-12T12:48:00Z")
> [@sg2434](#): > > > [@TEKNOCODE](#): > > > > > [@captinsmooth](#): > > > > > > I feel like we should have a new thread called mustard. > > > > I just threw up a little in my mouth. > > I’m telling you man. We’re gonna fight. > > Edit: @crabman169 being from texas myself, I can confirm snake tastes amazing. It’s like chicken but more satisfying because the chicken won’t kill you. Lol. The park across from Johnnie’s house at 2:30pm? Be there or be square. ---
**Author:** ![captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/captinsmooth/32/100938_2.png) [@captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/captinsmooth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/218 "2017-02-12T12:53:00Z")
> [@TEKNOCODE](#): > > > [@sg2434](#): > > > > > [@TEKNOCODE](#): > > > > > > > [@captinsmooth](#): > > > > > > > > I feel like we should have a new thread called mustard. > > > > > > I just threw up a little in my mouth. > > > > I’m telling you man. We’re gonna fight. > > > > Edit: @crabman169 being from texas myself, I can confirm snake tastes amazing. It’s like chicken but more satisfying because the chicken won’t kill you. > > Lol. The park across from Johnnie’s house at 2:30pm? Be there or be square. Sorry man but I’m on the mustard side this if gonna be a gang fight! lol ---
**Author:** ![crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/crabman169/32/101567_2.png) [@crabman169](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/crabman169)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 1:02pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/219 "2017-02-12T13:02:00Z")
Battlefield Ketchup; preorder now to receive grilled onions ---
**Author:** ![captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/captinsmooth/32/100938_2.png) [@captinsmooth](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/captinsmooth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/no-its-not-like-a-bottle-of-ketchup/108969/220 "2017-02-12T15:59:00Z")
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