My swag protects me.
Also paper work sounds boring. Please do something fun with your life.
Im trying to become a hygienist
Sounds horrifying
May the power of swag compel you!
I am compelled
Sperm and blood donations go a long way, do it.
Why not be like a competitive base jumper?
Pffft paperwork.
I have the answer kid!!! Jerry, Jerry Sandusky. Go visit him in jail. Push those lips against the glass. Abracadabra…PS4!!! You owe me bub, you owe me. 
OMG!!!
WHY???
Why has no one thought of this!?!?!
Best idea, i am going to visit now!!!
Hmm, i’d imagine for sperm donating you have to be 18 right?
No, just buy a fake ID.
Teen drinkin is vury bad, YO i got a fake ID doe!!!
The legal age if consent in Poland is 15 Rogue.
Swigity Swooty I’m coming for dat booty.
Ooooooh well if you cme for the boooty you enter my area where it be 18 for consent and 21 for drinkin
Bj for money?
Yes!!!