# The Random Posts Thread

**URL:** <https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972>\
**Category:** Off-Topic\
**Created:** [February 25, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972 "2017-02-25T03:09:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![Toxic\_CA](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/toxic_ca/32/103872_2.png) [@Toxic\_CA](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Toxic_CA)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/181 "2019-01-21T00:25:00Z")

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Saints were absolutely robbed. Patriots better lose this game or I’m never gonna hear the end of it at work

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/182 "2019-01-27T04:40:00Z")

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You didn’t eat that cupcake I made you?!  
D’ya know how much blood sweat and tears I put into that?

. . . . it’s even in the shape of a heart . . . .

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**Author:** ![RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/RaNdOmKils666)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/183 "2019-05-14T13:34:00Z")

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Potato

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**Author:** ![Turban\_Legend80](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/turban_legend80/32/102395_2.png) [@Turban\_Legend80](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Turban_Legend80)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/184 "2019-05-14T16:32:00Z")

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[https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=random+fence+posts&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiBr9mBuZviAhUBonEKHUuiAukQ\_AUoAnoECAwQAg&biw=375&bih=553](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=random+fence+posts&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiBr9mBuZviAhUBonEKHUuiAukQ_AUoAnoECAwQAg&biw=375&bih=553)

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/185 "2019-06-30T12:43:00Z")

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I dunno . . . .  
I was feeling a little Random today , until Random said '“Yes-s-s I’m right here - Stop feeling me! . . . .and go get me a step-stool or a ladder or something willya , I’m sick and tired of always having to be looking UP at you!!” .

. . .a . . randy Random , apparently .

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**Author:** ![rock1obsta](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/rock1obsta/32/103288_2.png) [@rock1obsta](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/rock1obsta)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 1:19am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/186 "2019-07-01T01:19:00Z")

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> [@FF\_smart27](#):
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> You are reading this right now.

Lies

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/187 "2019-07-14T12:19:00Z")

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“Do you hear that , Mr. Anderson? . . It is the sound of . . inevitability”

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**Author:** ![EdwinSpangler](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/edwinspangler/32/101832_2.png) [@EdwinSpangler](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/EdwinSpangler)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/188 "2019-07-18T13:41:00Z")

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I am several fish and not a guy

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**Author:** ![EA\_Joz](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ea_joz/32/108417_2.png) [@EA\_Joz](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/EA_Joz)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/189 "2019-07-18T14:50:00Z")

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This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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**Author:** ![rock1obsta](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/rock1obsta/32/103288_2.png) [@rock1obsta](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/rock1obsta)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/190 "2019-07-18T19:34:00Z")

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> [@EA\_Joz](#):
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> This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

What he said.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to return some video tapes.

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/191 "2019-07-20T15:10:00Z")

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Red and Blue does not make Fifteen .  
Eight and Seven does not make Purple .

and , oh yeah . . . Chicken Omelette!

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**Author:** ![Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/trokey66/32/103889_2.png) [@Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Trokey66)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/192 "2019-07-20T15:44:00Z")

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One fine day in the middle of the night  
Two dead men got up to fight  
Back to back they faced each other  
Drew their swords and shot each other

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**Author:** ![EdwinSpangler](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/edwinspangler/32/101832_2.png) [@EdwinSpangler](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/EdwinSpangler)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/193 "2019-07-20T16:21:00Z")

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Shaniqua dont live here no mo

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/194 "2019-07-21T13:14:00Z")

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“I don’t know why I handed you that broken bottle - you wouldn’t have used it”  
“oh , I dunno . . . I mighta . .”

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 12:45pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/195 "2019-08-03T12:45:00Z")

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". . and here my prize , the Black Widow . . isn’t she lovely? - and SO deadly . . "

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:20am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/196 "2019-08-08T05:20:00Z")

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Th ’ ’ nd th ’ ’ do sn’t work on my k ybo rd nymor

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**Author:** ![HawkeyeAM47](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hawkeyeam47/32/102180_2.png) [@HawkeyeAM47](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HawkeyeAM47)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/197 "2019-08-08T15:45:00Z")

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Armadillo USSR soldiers preparing for war on the East German wall with West German soldier and NATO

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**Author:** ![BaronVonGoon](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/baronvongoon/32/100934_2.png) [@BaronVonGoon](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/BaronVonGoon)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/198 "2019-08-08T16:00:00Z")

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drop a nuke on a car junkyard and out of the ashes a nice Mercedes is born. Is this how scientists explain life after the big bang? Effectively means the explanation they’re going with is **[Removed - CM]** happens’.

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**Author:** ![Turban\_Legend80](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/turban_legend80/32/102395_2.png) [@Turban\_Legend80](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Turban_Legend80)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/199 "2019-08-10T16:33:00Z")

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Masked crusaders working overtime  
Fighting crime, fighting crime  
Secret raiders who will neutralise  
As soon as they arrive (at the site)

Trakker’s gonna lead the mission  
And Spectrum’s got such super vision

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.  
Is the mighty power that can save the day  
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.  
No one knows what lies behind the masquerade  
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.  
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail  
Come see the laser rays  
Fly away

Vicious V.E.N.O.M. organising crime  
Masterminds, masterminds  
Illusion is the ultimate weapon  
M.A.S.K. can use it right  
Every time, any time

Trakker’s gonna lead the mission  
And Spectrum’s got such super vision

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.  
Is the mighty power that can save the day  
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.  
No one knows what lies behind the masquerade  
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.  
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail  
Come see the laser rays  
Fly away

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.  
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail  
Come see the laser rays  
Fly away

Overtime fighting crime, fighting crime  
Illusion is the ultimate weapon  
M.A.S.K. can use it right  
Every time, fighting crime

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**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 2:50am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/200 "2019-09-01T02:50:00Z")

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Antwan Speaks : The Real reason for his 4-storey plunge.  
News at Eleven . . .

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