# The Random Posts Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-Topic\ **Created:** [February 25, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972 "2017-02-25T03:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![HonestSoul333](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/honestsoul333/32/106750_2.png) [@HonestSoul333](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HonestSoul333)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/101 "2017-12-03T04:50:00Z")
> [@Trokey66](#): > > How come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard? woah. never thought about this. Guy’s cleanly shaven. ---
**Author:** ![rock1obsta](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/rock1obsta/32/103288_2.png) [@rock1obsta](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/rock1obsta)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 5:52am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/102 "2017-12-03T05:52:00Z")
> [@HonestSoul333](#): > > > [@Trokey66](#): > > > > How come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard? > > woah. never thought about this. Guy’s cleanly shaven. Plot twist, Tarzan lacks a beard, however Jane goes to great lengths to hide hers :trollface: ---
**Author:** ![FF\_smart27](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ff_smart27/32/101032_2.png) [@FF\_smart27](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/FF_smart27)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 12:17pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/103 "2017-12-08T12:17:00Z")
Friday, **HELL YEAH** ---
**Author:** ![RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/RaNdOmKils666)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/104 "2018-06-28T18:20:00Z")
[![265xvs.jpg](https://battlefieldforum.co/uploads/default/original/3X/3/6/36d9d6360b962af2a6a2e14b36f3f5bca1b7a4e0.jpeg)](https://imgflip.com/i/265xvs) R.I.P Feet. ---
**Author:** ![Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/trokey66/32/103889_2.png) [@Trokey66](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Trokey66)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/105 "2018-06-28T18:48:00Z")
Neither, I’m eating a tuna and garlic pizza. ---
**Author:** ![wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/wsupchris1222444/32/104088_2.png) [@wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/wsupchris1222444)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/106 "2018-06-29T01:58:00Z")
A long fellow straight boolin on mars ---
**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/107 "2018-06-29T03:51:00Z")
There is NO manly way to walk up to a Port-a-Potty ---
**Author:** ![Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ameeba37/32/101194_2.png) [@Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Ameeba37)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 6:48am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/108 "2018-06-29T06:48:00Z")
5/5 rötinät ---
**Author:** ![Turban\_Legend80](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/turban_legend80/32/102395_2.png) [@Turban\_Legend80](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Turban_Legend80)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 9:22am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/109 "2018-06-29T09:22:00Z")
I want a game of battlefield v on my computer ---
**Author:** ![HawkeyeAM47](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/hawkeyeam47/32/102180_2.png) [@HawkeyeAM47](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HawkeyeAM47)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/110 "2018-06-30T05:56:00Z")
I dreamt of gerbals bringing me food in French maid outfits… I’m cursed aren’t I 😕 ---
**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 11:04am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/111 "2018-06-30T11:04:00Z")
I ran your dream through the Dreamalyzer and it came back as ‘Need More Data’ . It wonders darkly whether these critters brought you ‘People Pellets’ and said ‘Hey’ instead of giving hay . It also suggests a brighter-colored reasoning based on their soft fur and the chosen outfits . Based on this (so far) , you ARE either cursed or , you just need to Get Some . A toothless baby Hippopotamus gummed my hand under the table like a puppy while I chatted with friends in the dining room . This too was supposedly within a dream but circumstances are suggesting another possibility : I may have been accidentally Remote Viewing an animal sanctuary in Africa . So . . if it was a dream and if it re-occurs I may glance about the room a little more to see if I can identify its locale . If it does re-occur and it appears to be NOT a dream , then I might take the experiment a little farther . I’ll not listen-in on the conversation in the room to hear what’s being said , nor will I check to see what language they might be speaking – instead , I think I’ll ask the little Hippo exactly why my hand is so fascinating to him . Of course I’m assuming that here , in this dream , I’m naturally fluent in Hippoese . edit: It happened . I asked . It said : 'What’s a ‘hand’? . . . Tonight I plan on teaching it Human Anatomy . ---
**Author:** ![RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/RaNdOmKils666)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:23am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/112 "2018-07-03T11:23:00Z")
SOMEBODY once told me the world is going to roll me. ---
**Author:** ![wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/wsupchris1222444/32/104088_2.png) [@wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/wsupchris1222444)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/113 "2018-07-03T20:49:00Z")
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed ---
**Author:** ![Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ameeba37/32/101194_2.png) [@Ameeba37](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Ameeba37)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/114 "2018-07-03T21:17:00Z")
Vitunvitunvittu ku pitää kolumbialaisen ampua poikkihirteen ---
**Author:** ![RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@RaNdOmKils666](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/RaNdOmKils666)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 9:47pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/115 "2018-07-03T21:47:00Z")
> [@RaNdOmKils666](#): > > SOMEBODY once told me the world is going to roll me. > [@wsupchris1222444](#): > > I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead. ---
**Author:** ![wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/wsupchris1222444/32/104088_2.png) [@wsupchris1222444](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/wsupchris1222444)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 9:01am UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/116 "2018-07-04T09:01:00Z")
My sister’s cat caught a mouse around midnight last night and was playing with it in the front yard for a couple hours… while the mouse was still alive ---
**Author:** ![HonestSoul333](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/honestsoul333/32/106750_2.png) [@HonestSoul333](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/HonestSoul333)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/117 "2018-07-04T19:02:00Z")
Dwayne Johnson never realised how much pork he ate until Mr Bean busted his head on the jeep garage full of people who get the job done. ---
**Author:** ![Toxic\_CA](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/toxic_ca/32/103872_2.png) [@Toxic\_CA](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/Toxic_CA)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/118 "2018-07-04T22:07:00Z")
> [@HonestSoul333](#): > > Dwayne Johnson never realised how much pork he ate until Mr Bean busted his head on the jeep garage full of people who get the job done. Wat ---
**Author:** ![tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@tempo\_rarity](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/tempo_rarity)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/119 "2018-07-07T13:06:00Z")
“Did you enjoy that muffin I gave you?” “A bit chewy but , yes very much , thanks” “Good. What’d you do with the paper cup it was in?” “What paper cup?” . . . ---
**Author:** ![FF\_smart27](https://battlefieldforum.co/user_avatar/battlefieldforum.co/ff_smart27/32/101032_2.png) [@FF\_smart27](https://battlefieldforum.co/u/FF_smart27)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://battlefieldforum.co/t/the-random-posts-thread/108972/120 "2018-07-07T19:01:00Z")
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