The Random Posts Thread

Saints were absolutely robbed. Patriots better lose this game or I’m never gonna hear the end of it at work

You didn’t eat that cupcake I made you?!
D’ya know how much blood sweat and tears I put into that?

. . . . it’s even in the shape of a heart . . . .

Potato

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I dunno . . . .
I was feeling a little Random today , until Random said '“Yes-s-s I’m right here - Stop feeling me! . . . .and go get me a step-stool or a ladder or something willya , I’m sick and tired of always having to be looking UP at you!!” .

. . .a . . randy Random , apparently .

Lies

“Do you hear that , Mr. Anderson? . . It is the sound of . . inevitability”

I am several fish and not a guy

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

What he said.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to return some video tapes.

Red and Blue does not make Fifteen .
Eight and Seven does not make Purple .

and , oh yeah . . . Chicken Omelette!

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

Shaniqua dont live here no mo

“I don’t know why I handed you that broken bottle - you wouldn’t have used it”
“oh , I dunno . . . I mighta . .”

". . and here my prize , the Black Widow . . isn’t she lovely? - and SO deadly . . "

Th ’ ’ nd th ’ ’ do sn’t work on my k ybo rd nymor

Armadillo USSR soldiers preparing for war on the East German wall with West German soldier and NATO

drop a nuke on a car junkyard and out of the ashes a nice Mercedes is born. Is this how scientists explain life after the big bang? Effectively means the explanation they’re going with is [Removed - CM] happens’.

Masked crusaders working overtime
Fighting crime, fighting crime
Secret raiders who will neutralise
As soon as they arrive (at the site)

Trakker’s gonna lead the mission
And Spectrum’s got such super vision

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Is the mighty power that can save the day
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
No one knows what lies behind the masquerade
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail
Come see the laser rays
Fly away

Vicious V.E.N.O.M. organising crime
Masterminds, masterminds
Illusion is the ultimate weapon
M.A.S.K. can use it right
Every time, any time

Trakker’s gonna lead the mission
And Spectrum’s got such super vision

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Is the mighty power that can save the day
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
No one knows what lies behind the masquerade
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail
Come see the laser rays
Fly away

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail
Come see the laser rays
Fly away

Overtime fighting crime, fighting crime
Illusion is the ultimate weapon
M.A.S.K. can use it right
Every time, fighting crime

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