The Random Posts Thread

I shoot t guy he angry me

Attention Northern Hemisphereans :
Don’t buy the 2019 Occam Coriolis .
Sure it’s a simple car , but it pulls to the left .

I’ve been playing Battlefield 5 using my brand new SkullCandy adjustable-bass headphones , cranking it up so loudly for the full-immersion effect that my skull literally vibrated with every thunderous boom and bang in the Game .
Yesterday when my doctor asked me where I got my Concussion from , I lied and said I didn’t know .
:smiley:

. . . it was safer than telling him that I got it from Mosquito droppings . . .

edit :
This IS just a joke - it didn’t happen for real but I guess it could so , maybe watch your volumes .

Find a penny,
pick it up,
all day long…

ANGEL DELIGHT

I have a higher kpm in the rhib boat than in stealth jets

I know its a joke, but please do watch your volumes. I have permanent hearing damage in both ears due to listening to very loud music.

“tick tock tick do do do-do”

"No 'Toon can resist this " :
bump buh-buh bump bump . . . . . . . .

If it ain’t broke, fix it until it is