woah. never thought about this. Guy’s cleanly shaven.
Plot twist, Tarzan lacks a beard, however Jane goes to great lengths to hide hers :trollface:
Friday, HELL YEAH
Neither, I’m eating a tuna and garlic pizza.
A long fellow straight boolin on mars
There is NO manly way to walk up to a Port-a-Potty
5/5 rötinät
I want a game of battlefield v on my computer
I dreamt of gerbals bringing me food in French maid outfits…
I’m cursed aren’t I 
I ran your dream through the Dreamalyzer and it came back as ‘Need More Data’ .
It wonders darkly whether these critters brought you ‘People Pellets’ and said ‘Hey’ instead of giving hay .
It also suggests a brighter-colored reasoning based on their soft fur and the chosen outfits .
Based on this (so far) , you ARE either cursed or , you just need to Get Some .
A toothless baby Hippopotamus gummed my hand under the table like a puppy while I chatted with friends in the dining room .
This too was supposedly within a dream but circumstances are suggesting another possibility :
I may have been accidentally Remote Viewing an animal sanctuary in Africa .
So . . if it was a dream and if it re-occurs I may glance about the room a little more to see if I can identify its locale .
If it does re-occur and it appears to be NOT a dream , then I might take the experiment a little farther .
I’ll not listen-in on the conversation in the room to hear what’s being said , nor will I check to see what language they might be speaking – instead , I think I’ll ask the little Hippo exactly why my hand is so fascinating to him .
Of course I’m assuming that here , in this dream , I’m naturally fluent in Hippoese .
edit:
It happened .
I asked .
It said : 'What’s a ‘hand’?
. . . Tonight I plan on teaching it Human Anatomy .
SOMEBODY once told me the world is going to roll me.
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Vitunvitunvittu ku pitää kolumbialaisen ampua poikkihirteen
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead.
My sister’s cat caught a mouse around midnight last night and was playing with it in the front yard for a couple hours… while the mouse was still alive
Dwayne Johnson never realised how much pork he ate until Mr Bean busted his head on the jeep garage full of people who get the job done.
Wat
“Did you enjoy that muffin I gave you?”
“A bit chewy but , yes very much , thanks”
“Good. What’d you do with the paper cup it was in?”
“What paper cup?” . . .
Our Galaxy tastes like raspberry