A little Battlefield Humor - Battlefield Pickup Lines

When I was a member of one of the Battlefield Facebook groups, I started a thread called Battlefield Pickup Lines, just to see how ridiculous and funny some of them could be. Here are the five that I originally came up with. Feel free to add your own. Remember: This is just to have a little fun and break away from all of the complaint threads.

#5: I need you in my life like I need a good medic on my squad

#4: You must play as a sniper because you shot me through the heart from across the
room.

#3: Our love is hotter than the flamethrower kit.

#2: You captured my heart like it was Objective Alpha.

#1: Your eyes glint like the scope on a scout’s rifle.

One can only speculate…

I think objective Apples souds so much better for a cringy pickup line. Great pickup lines though, gonna try some on my gf (yes I know that’s not the point of a pickup line) considering she has some BF knowledge.

I’d like to inject you with my syringe

Have you ever had the pleasure of gripping a big sniper rifle?

Your tracks are so wide and you are so slow, but you can take 6 dudes wherever they need to go and you pack one heck of a punch… oh this is going bad… wrong post, thought we were talking about tank love.

I heard kd is a good indication of manhood size and baby

I’m average.

*slightly above average :wink:

My girlfriends like the Desert Gold Skin…non existent.

Not a pick up line, but funny imo

Have you ever seen the sunset on FAO Fortress while playing with a field gun?

“Nice Limpets. Huot about you Sweeper the Factory?” probably wouldn’t work

or just skip the conversation & knock her out with gas.

oops that will kill her. Medic!

Is it a bad thing if my rocket gun wants to fill your light tank?

Unfortunately my wing man’s better looking than me, so I always end up with the heavy tank.

LMAO

At least she’s not a behemoth

“I know it goes all over the place, but if I lie down my accuracy improves over time”