In the past month I’ve caught three dudes in the act of stroking it while still having their headsets on and sitting idle in BF4.
The first guy was making grunting sounds, I said “dude, are you jerking it or something?!” as a joke. He apologized and muted his headset. Oookay.
The second offender was doing something similar. I asked “Son… Are you whacking off?” and he said “Yeah so? I’m too busy to do it another time.” he refused to mute his headset and kept going. I kicked him from my squad.
The third incident took place yesterday morning. This IDIOT in my squad had crashed our helicopter seconds after takeoff so he was already on my Shit List. The next game started and he was idle, making panting and grunting sounds. I began to yell “HAVE YOU GOT A MENTAL PROBLEM OR SOMETHING? PLAY THE GAME!” he began to shout back “shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up…” and then fell silent. A moment later the grunting returned. I dropped the question as I was already suspicious. He kept screaming at me to “shut up” and “mind your business!” In retrospect he probably did have a mental problem. I switched squads.
My point is I’ve never caught someone doing this in 10+ years of online gaming. Why is there a sudden influx of masturbating soldiers on BF4? Is the game really that good?
PS: What the fuck is up with the background of this subreddit, correlation?
TL;DR
caught 3 people jerking off during the past 4 weeks on BF4
this has never happened before
world war pervert