Anyone else notice the new medals?

I noticed some of my teammates trying their utmost to complete them. So far I’ve witnessed the following..

Deadweight Accolade

  • Spend 60 minutes in the same spot.
  • In 10 consecutive matches, capture zero flags.
  • Deploy 30 Sniper Shields.
    Agoraphobe’s Decree
  • Spend 60 cumulative minutes in the deployment screen.
  • In 10 consecutive matches, spend zero minutes as infantry.
  • Quit 10 Argonne matches before spawning.
    Kevorkian’s Apprentice
  • As a Medic, perform no more than one heal in a single match.
  • As a Medic, in 10 consecutive matches, perform zero revives.
  • Cause 5 team suicides by deflecting friendly grenades.
    Order of the Betrayer
  • Perform 3 team switches during a single match.
  • Let an enemy steal 3 vehicles you last spawned in.
  • Cause 5 team suicides by blocking SAA rounds.
  • As a Pilot, collide with 5 friendly planes.
    Crown of the Withdrawn
  • Spend 10 matches in a locked squad of 1.
  • As a Support, ignore 50 Ammo requests.
  • As a Medic, ignore 50 Heal requests.
    Order of the Oblivious
  • Spawn in a MAA on Amiens or Suez.
  • Deploy 30 mortars indoors.
  • Recieve 30 accidental deaths by barbed wire.
    DICE, the sneaky devils, adding these gems without telling us.

Anyone seen any others?

are these even real cause I can’t get off the medals I have already done, and when do again no credit for it says I have done one time.

Order of Glass

  • Aim down sight with a scoped rifle for an entire match
  • Do not spot for 10 matches
  • Get 50 suppression assists

Yeah, homeslice. Totes real.

first time I check the forums in a while, and man can I say, this post is..

Gold™

Lmao! That explains a lot.

Ha, nice call dude!

RoseScythe_NZ wrote: »
I noticed some of my teammates trying their utmost to complete them. So far I’ve witnessed the following..

Deadweight Accolade

  • Spend 60 cumulative minutes in the same spot.
  • In 10 consecutive matches, capture zero flags.
  • Deploy 30 Sniper Shields.

Found a couple of squad members recently trying to snipe from the edge of the map and miles away from the action, achieving nothing. I might spawn on them from time to time with a friendly and annoying gas grenade.

Order of the Thief

  • Steal 50 horses whilst the cavarly rider is within a 50m radius of the horse
  • Steal 50 horses whilst the cavalry rider is capping/defending a flag
  • Waste 100 horses

Order of the Blind

  • As the Tanker Class; prevent your gunners taking any shots at anything 50 times
  • As the Tanker Class; bail without repairing the tank 50 times
  • As a gunner of a tank; steal the driver position 50 times after the driver has left to arm/disarm a telegraph post
  • As a gunner of a tank; waste all your shots at the ground before engagements 50 times

Order of the Pyscho

  • Do not revive anyone 10 matches in a row
  • Revive burning teammates, teammates in fire and teammates in gas 50 times
  • Revive teammates in front of enemies 50 times
  • Do not heal anyone 10 matches in a row
  • Charge at armour with revive syringe 13 times

Order of WTF?:

Accidentally equip your gas mask 10 times
Get shot by 5 enemies from behind walls
Miss 10 perfectly clear and lined up headshots
Have a bullet deflected by a palm tree leaf

Order of incredible patience:

Spend more than one hour on loading screens
Get kicked from 5 servers for no reason
Attempt to login 10 times when the servers are down (again)
Wait 10 times in TDM for just ONE GUY to let the full timer run out

People that jump out of vehicles when they’re disabled are idiots. Literally everytime someone does that I just hop in it and pop emergency repair and off I go. Just like that the enemy have 1 less tank.

Seriously though people really need to stop abandoning the vehicles just die with the thing so that way it cant get hijacked. Played a match where I guess my teammates jumped out of the tank and the enemy just stole it and ended up having like 5 tanks roaming around while we had none.

And when you have teammates like that you wonder why people switch teams. Why would anyone want to be on a team of 15 medics 16 snipers and 1 assault that don’t know a single thing their doing except trying to get their K/D ratio up.

This is why I like titanfall theres no K/D ratio crap so you have tons of people just running around like mad crazy just having fun. But any game that tracks K/D ratio are always the games that attract the no good cod players.

HAHAHAHA. I really laughed out loud when I saw this.

Order of the abruptly ending flight
Use 5 planes as transport vehicles (bail out over objective)
Jump out of a plane 3 times after taking the first damage
Seat switch 1 time and get horribly killed

Order of the double agent
Cause a teammate to die by blocking him in a doorway 3 times
Cause a teammate to die by blocking his bullets 3 times
Cause a teammate to die by standing in front of his grenade throw 3 times

Order of horizontality
Spend at least 30 minutes proning
Play an entire match with at least 75% of the time looking down the scope
Have fishing as your real life hobby

Order of Coward

  • Switch team when your team starts losing
  • Switch to Scout class when your team getting steamrolled
  • Quit match when your team starts losing

I refuse to work towards a useless and non rewarding feature. I rather watch paint dry then do these medals.

Sadly, these days, many of those fictional medals would get earned before all the real ones.

Well memed sir, well memed.

Very nice, OP! :slight_smile:

Star of Kaydee

  • Top the scoreboard for losing team 20 times
  • Top the Conquest scoreboard without entering flag burn zone
  • Top the Operations scoreboard without entering flag burn zone
  • Top the Rush scoreboard without arming/defusing a telegraph
  • Top the Domination scoreboard. You might have strayed into a flag zone by accident, who knows

Order of The Salinated

  • Make 5 essentially identical threads about the “nerf” to your favourite feature
  • Make 5 essentially identical posts about a working-as-intended feature you don’t like
  • Report 20 players for cheating when you know in your heart that they were just better than you
  • Make 2 threads about giving up on Battlefield 1
  • Make 10 threads where only your opinion is right
  • 100 times in one game in chat, flame someone (or their mother) who kills you or is simply higher level or scoring better than you

what a way to start my day with laughing :smiley:

well written!

Order of the jack-in-the-box
Using a shotgun, be stationary for at least 30 minutes while getting 5 kills on passers-by
Using dynamite, be stationary for at least 30 minutes while getting 5 kills on passers-by
Accumulate 3 squad wipes

Orderus Narcisticum
Spend at least 30 minutes in a landship without your gunners getting a single shot on target
Spend at least 30 minutes in an attack plane without your gunner being able to hit a pursuer because of your manic swaying

Order of indirect fire
Spend 30 cumulative minutes in an artillery truck never firing lower than 45 degrees and never being closer than 500 meters to an objective