Found a couple of squad members recently trying to snipe from the edge of the map and miles away from the action, achieving nothing. I might spawn on them from time to time with a friendly and annoying gas grenade.
Accidentally equip your gas mask 10 times
Get shot by 5 enemies from behind walls
Miss 10 perfectly clear and lined up headshots
Have a bullet deflected by a palm tree leaf
Order of incredible patience:
Spend more than one hour on loading screens
Get kicked from 5 servers for no reason
Attempt to login 10 times when the servers are down (again)
Wait 10 times in TDM for just ONE GUY to let the full timer run out
People that jump out of vehicles when they’re disabled are idiots. Literally everytime someone does that I just hop in it and pop emergency repair and off I go. Just like that the enemy have 1 less tank.
Seriously though people really need to stop abandoning the vehicles just die with the thing so that way it cant get hijacked. Played a match where I guess my teammates jumped out of the tank and the enemy just stole it and ended up having like 5 tanks roaming around while we had none.
And when you have teammates like that you wonder why people switch teams. Why would anyone want to be on a team of 15 medics 16 snipers and 1 assault that don’t know a single thing their doing except trying to get their K/D ratio up.
This is why I like titanfall theres no K/D ratio crap so you have tons of people just running around like mad crazy just having fun. But any game that tracks K/D ratio are always the games that attract the no good cod players.
HAHAHAHA. I really laughed out loud when I saw this.
Order of the abruptly ending flight
Use 5 planes as transport vehicles (bail out over objective)
Jump out of a plane 3 times after taking the first damage
Seat switch 1 time and get horribly killed
Order of the double agent
Cause a teammate to die by blocking him in a doorway 3 times
Cause a teammate to die by blocking his bullets 3 times
Cause a teammate to die by standing in front of his grenade throw 3 times
Order of horizontality
Spend at least 30 minutes proning
Play an entire match with at least 75% of the time looking down the scope
Have fishing as your real life hobby
Order of the jack-in-the-box
Using a shotgun, be stationary for at least 30 minutes while getting 5 kills on passers-by
Using dynamite, be stationary for at least 30 minutes while getting 5 kills on passers-by
Accumulate 3 squad wipes
Orderus Narcisticum
Spend at least 30 minutes in a landship without your gunners getting a single shot on target
Spend at least 30 minutes in an attack plane without your gunner being able to hit a pursuer because of your manic swaying
Order of indirect fire
Spend 30 cumulative minutes in an artillery truck never firing lower than 45 degrees and never being closer than 500 meters to an objective