Banned fir not knowing I’m David Attenborough’s alt.
Banned for wanting shrimp put on a helpless doll.
Banned by the order of the Citadel of Ricks
Banned for reaching to page 99
Banned so that we can reach page 100
Banned for looking to the future and not living in the present.
Banned so that we can reach page 1,972
Banned so can go back to page 57.
Oh, wait…
Banned so that we can get even further away from page 1
banned because page 99 is the best page
Banned for stating an opinion.
banned for having your glorious spoiler signiture removed.
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Banned for not using JacobtheSmartGuy secret recipe for the authentic trade marked JacobtheSmartGuy spoiler
Banned because I want to talk about things that are unspoilt
Banned because we are just a few posts away
Banned for making it past the Chernobyl quarantine
Banned cause i want to reach page 100 too
Banned for preferring one page more than another
Banned for not looking forward to the future
banned because I have and it’s terrible, page 100 will only bring misery and death