Banned for making me scared of page 100
Banned because you should be
Banned cause you made me start the page 100
Banned because you didn’t heed Professor_Memes warnings about the evil that is page 100.
I saw a brighter page 100 in my crystal ball. Banned for believing in Professor_Memes fake news! See, it isn’t that bad. Now page 101, that’s a different story!
Banned for telling stories.
Banned because we are now on page 100 and there is no turning back. Countless horrific atrocities will take place in the coming days and we are now on the slippery slope to the end of life as we know it.
banned for the impending doom
Banned for not wanting the impending doom
Banned because you’ve got me in a mood! (doom backwards)
Banned because your clever word play won’t save you from the apocalypse
banned for over reacting about page 100, it’s not that bad …wait what that noise? OH MY GOD IT’S COMING THIS WAY RUN RUN FOR YOAAHHHHHHH…
Banned because I want to post on this wonderful page before it turns to 101
Me too but banned because you beat me to it!
Banned as in bannished from this land in order to protect you from the local apocalypse (local, in order for you to not venture too far and be safe however, please take your mobile phone with you and don’t be later than 10pm! (page 102)) or you’ll be grounded until page 110 (the end of next month!)
Banned for saving people
Banned for your glorious profile gif on discord
Banned for using glorious and discord in the same sentence.
Wait! #$!&! DAMB.
Banned cause like you and all the others, you never reply positively in this thread 
banned for encouraging positivity