Banned for that old hypocrisy chestnut
Banned for being the first post in off topic for 3 days
banned for forgetting the golden rule
PAGE!
Banned for not using proper punctuation!
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Banned for being in my rear-view mirror?
Banned for distracted driving.
Banned for driving him up the wall
Banned for resembling toxicity
Banned, just banned.
Oh, and banned again!
Banned for firing a Ban Gun in The Ricochet Room
Banned you for everyone else catfooting* around and not posting to ban you. Double banned if no one posts and bans me by Guy Fawkes night..
INB4 5th Nov - banned.!
Banned . . because . . . . because . . . . . . . gimme a minute I’ll come up with something .
Got it!
Banned , for-r-r . . . ah wait a sec that won’t work . . . hold on . . . .
I got it! Banned fo
(editors note: A minute HAD passed – keyboard was yanked away)
banned for blatant lying… no editor took the time to look and edit
exhibit a
Banned for being too good!
Banned for reasons unknown
Banned for not knowing the reasons
My editor Mr Sultana Currants passes the keyboard back to me on condition that I Ban you for not knowing the , um , raisins .
(I tried to explain to him , but not really hard 'cos . . I like my keyboard)
Page!
Edit - oh, wait…
We can let you off with that page thing but for not banning the person above you, theres gonna be hell to pay..