(wanders over)
What’s this?
(stares at the invoice from H.E.L.L. Ltd)
One Ban owing , but it’s past due , so now its doubled?
(their rates ARE devilish)
So-o . . Double Ban issued
(easy-peasy)
H.E.L.L. is happy now
(wanders away)
H. E. L. L. Returns back with a smirk..
You can wipe that smirk off!
Banned.for missing the golden rule!
Banned , for somehow reminding me of vodka and fast-food hamburgers .
Banned for forgetting vodka and fast food, consult your food pyramid, vodka and fast food are apart of your 5 a day.
For 18 days I’ve searched for this ‘pyramid’ which I’m now quite convinced DOES NOT exist .
Banned for leading me on a Wild Goose chase , which coincidentally IS on some ‘pyramids’ .
I swear you’ve banned me sooooooo
BANNED!
No swearing!
But you’re wrong, I haven’t banned you, I just looked.
So.. banned for spreading false rumours
Banned for not officially banning @Prep768 (or me for that matter!)
Oh, hang on…
Banned for banning the dude that never banned me. Banned!
(apologies StarscreamUK)
Banned for not being banned by pretty much every mod on this forum.
(I’m sure a few have missed me)
Banned for getting a notification of this quote.
Banned for getting a notification of this this and that that quote, unquote.
Everyone is banned for not joining sauce discord which I have placed a link for in sauce thread. 
Banned , for mentioning food again :lol:
Banned for mentioning food again
Mr Creosote says I should Ban you for not offering me even a tiny little after-dinner mint along with your ban .
(this , should get us OFF food 
)
I’ve had a food amnesty on this occasion so I’m actually unbanning the person above, yes you fella. I’m not only going to give you an after dinner mint but I’m going to provide you with the dinner for the after dinner mint, desert and coffee as well.
Banned for grooming.