Banned because signature. It’s about time. Ffs.
banned cuz of 4300+ posts
Banned cause of approximate Math’s
both banned… rule #1 of new page club … PAGE
Not banned cause my ban is permanent and I can’t come back
banned again, because I appealed it on your behalf 
Permission to scream at the stars?
Banned for multiple quoting errors
Banned for mentioning #1 rule of page club!
Banned because I was talking about new page club, not that shallow imitation page club
Banned because there is only ONE true Page club!
Banned because I feel like it.
B-A-N-N-E-D , because Tammy Wynette spelled it out for me .
Banned for one of the best bans so far!
Banned because I haven’t been on these forums in a long time and was in need of dusting off my ban hammer.
Hello, old friend!
Banned for not using the ban hammer 3000 we all use.
Says the clerk at the Ban Hammer Store : “I’m sorry sir , I can’t do that” . . .
All I asked was that he try to match the lump already on my forehead with another lump that he could put there with his choice of one of his products .
If it didn’t match up to the one I was about to get here then obviously I WOULDN’T buy that hammer if it clearly WASN’T this new 3000 model I’m after .
(leans forward a bit , looks slightly up at the screen , parts hair off forehead . . . )
(too late the inner voice chimes in : “but-you-got-the-model-number!”)
banned for not knowing that the model number is BFH9000
Banned because I haven’t done that for a while