ban or miss,
i guess they never miss huh
BANNED
Are you going to sue me now or not
I suggest you two work it out over , say , turkey dinner .
Oh wait one of you won’t be there - got banned for failure to say
Page!
Banned for correctly banning for the ‘PAGE’ rule.
Sue mi diqheed
Banned for being what you suggest the other guy is.
Banned for sitting on the fence.
Can I ban the v next poster v for letting ^this poster^ sit on a fence so long?
. . . ‘only if it’s a duplicate post’? . . .
What?
Banned for prompting bannage.
Banned because I logged in for the first time in weeks just for this
Banned for being an irregular regular!
Banned . . for your Bathtub mix of Toilet humour that took a while to Sink in .
In this light , it is very peculiar to say it was delicious 
Yep this one took a while (never mind that my hands were dirty AND there was a pounding at the door)
Banned for-r . . . Pedestal-rian Seer-I-am-ics . . .
. . . no?
Okay
banned 'cos it’s Saturday .
now , where’s the soap?
Banned because that was too punny… seriously it was kieran punny…
dont drop it
Banned for my little punny
What’s this? (reads the fine-print instructions)
‘To Revive Thread Hit Post Comment’
Now how in the world . . . how could that . . . .aaanyway
(hits Post)
Banned just in case
Banned for banning just in case and not having a valid ban reason when in fact the banhammer can only be used with a valid ban permit
Banned because valid ban reason!