Banned because today is another day.
Banned for non-day specificity and a general lack of specifics .
Had you said it was Tuesday I wouldn’t have Banned you - Tuesday’s are ban-free around here .
Also , was it a ‘Bank Holiday Monday’ , or ‘Another Tricky Day’ , or even a ‘Saturday Night’s All Right For Fighting’ kind of day .
This also would’ve affected your Ban and whether or not I could’ve delivered it .
umm
(puts down the Coles Notes Ban Handbook)
Banned because it reminded me of all the “inspirational” posts I get to see online.
Banned for not banning the person above you.
Banned for not banning the person above you for not banning the person above them for forgetting the golden ‘PAGE!’ rule.
Banned for getting too near a tricky time loop paradox .
Tricky because Banned for getting too near a tricky time loop paradox .
Time loops can lead to Banned for getting too near a tricky time loop paradox .
Infinite looping Banned for getting too near a tricky time loop paradox .
. . .uh oh
. . .uh oh
. . .uh oh
umm . . . Page!
umm . . . Nope!
(whew , I broke the loop)
banned for confusing the hell out of me,
hold on
I gotta get in on this action
. . so . . .
what do I do?
First rule of ban club, don’t talk about ban club… No… Wait… First rule of ban club is actually banning someone, which you didn’t - Tap yourself out… Wait… Too late…
Ya banned
Banned for excessive use of periods.
Banned because I have been far too lenient and absent recently.
Banned for being far too lenient and absent.
Banned for being another who wanted prosthetics
Banned for not utilizing your status to force said prosthetics into the game.
banned for making me want to watch the fugitive again
Banned for wanting to watch the fugitive again.
Banned for wanting the same as me…
Oh, and wimmin have ‘periods’, the English language has ‘full stops’.
Banned for excessive use of periods
Banned for failing to use a period.
Banned to be the fourteenth “Banned for” in this page.