Banned for not starting your sentence with “Banned for.”
Banned for being more pedantic than me.
Banned for… Well, you should know better!
Banned because I know nothing as users are fond of telling me 
Banned for even joking that users know what they are talking about.
Band 4 being Grandma Nasty
Edit: I’m gonna go ahead and ban myself too because I thought the bottom post on the last page was the most recent post 
Edit: 
Banned for being a turban legend, yet posting a :smacksfaceemoji: without a turban.
Banned quintupally .. quintuply ..quintupl-ey . . .
5 Ban ban for Page Infraction and subsequent lack of enforcement .
and oh yeah . . PAGE!
Banned for not showing avatar on forum.
(if I’ve understood you correctly)
Banned for suggesting we watch Avatar here on the Forum
Banned for misunderstanding and being a greyberry
Banned for not changing your forumfield avatar to your twit avatar.
Banned for using an ‘i’ instead of an ‘a’!
Banned for stating claymore instead of LIMPet.
Banned for lack of bourbon slaying.
Banned for believing that I don’t sleigh bourbon every day.
Banned for the gratuitous yuletide pun.
Banned for not referring to today as Bourbontide.
Banned for not knowing it is actually Rumtide…