Obviously this is joke, but worth sharing nonetheless.
I have it on good authority that what is being teased is, indeed, Battlefield 1946. DICE is pulling out all the stops to create a detailed, emotional, and gorgeous post-war experience.
Returning to the USA after fighting in Europe
Marrying your sweetheart (whether or not she has been faithful in your absence is ambiguous - a big dramatic moment!) and moving to the suburbs
[*]Signing onto the GI bill, attending classes, and creating a better life for your family
[*]A QTE experience wherein you yell at your neighbor for trimming your hedges, only to discover that you both served - you become best friends and spent time at the lodge together.
[*]BBQlution - the next logical step in Levolution. This allows you to stage pleasant Hawaiin themed cookouts in your well appointed backyard. Steak? Hot Dogs? Burgers? You decide.
[*]Pleased to announce I have it on good authority that BF1946 will ship with horn support, so you can let your feelings be known as you drive at a comfortable 35 miles per hour in your neighborhood
Couldn’t be more excited. It’s the authentic experience we’ve all been waiting for.
Seriously, though I’m as pumped as y’all are to see what it really is. Should be fun. HUGS N KISSES MISS U ALL.
[To be totally clear in case anyone can’t detect humor - I do not work for EA and have not since 2012. I have no idea what is going to be revealed.]