Your swag count ought to be illegal.
It is. Shhhh I’m hiding from Stiv.
Hell no! I recommend the following career for OP.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxfaol_saturday-night-live-justin-beiber-body-doubles_fun [dailymotion.com]
Edumacations ar mur impertant thins paystatun fur
You can’t achieve as much swag as I without a ps4.
If you are getting a college degree, you most likely could afford a $399 console and $50 game. Obviously you had little problem getting an Xbox One. Maybe pull your resources, start a budget, get a job, and work for your leisure. Honestly if I was in your shoes I would be focusing more on studies than gaming. Also, I hear “Ghey pron” pays well.
Or pretend your Justin Beiber and sign autographs $5 a pop.
No, too many friends on XBONE
And i have applied to about 6 places nearby now, apparently no one wants a beiber look alike, not even Burger King
I cant handle your swag tho
That may work!!!
Good thinking
You didnt read into the thread, my college is being payed by my high school as i am still a high school student, (its called collegiate high school)
And i like your final idea there
Or pretend your Miley Cyrus and sell autographs/twerk for $5 a pop.
Mayn, I had to buy both… I got no donations. Sorry Roque, I like you but your not that entitled lol.
This works
With a selfie that freaking cool, I’ll donate…
I’d sell you a picture of my PS4 for a kiss on the cheek
Are you kidding me? Reported thread.
I want you…
I’m not sure how much swag it takes to walk into the store and just take one.
But I’m sure I have enough, because I have it all.
Get good like me.
Sell your body to the highest bidder.
Some people would pay premium for a virgin.
Highest bidder would probably be a dude, so be careful what you sign up for.
YES 
so I can take you into a private server and teabag the out of your faceturn you into the Assault whoring version of me.