PS4 Community, I must ask....

1v1 me

okay?

EDIT - Just realised why you asked for a 1v1 haha but that would make a terrible player if I did that to you. Youre better than me so :confused:

Phuck noooo!

Oooooh good one

I feelz u

I knew it

Make it a french kiss, and i will gladly do it

But why!?!?

I want you

Yea i will try to take one and walk out if cops come, i will show em my swagger

Nope

Oooooh vury true, ok so starting bid is $00.99

Hmm, seems legit :stuck_out_tongue:

Ok then, sorry i asked bae

I just checked your Assault stats so screw that idea. I’ll make you yZ-Infinity II :stuck_out_tongue:

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You’re on babygirl

I raise that bid to 69 euros.

Listen to John… Borrow as much money from a bank as you can.

or sell yourself

LOL pretty much this.

get a webcam & ask viewers to vote on things to shove up your anus.

you need an “angle” to get viewers , shoving things up your bumhole could be your “angle”

Then do what I did. OK, ready? I got a job and saved. I mean, technically I had a job, but you get it. Yeah, you get it.

Try busking. That’s what everyone in high school did for money. It doesn’t matter if you can’t play an instrument. Just install LSD on 17 gameboys and DJ outside of a flower shop and occasionally pop n lock.

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You will never get a ps4 at this rate.