Banned for interrupting my enjoyment of this meaning of life
Banned for making me say PAGE!
Banned for following the rules…
Banned for making the rules and banning someone for actually following them.
(Suits this crazy warped thread though).. But still not unbanning.
Banned for confusing me with what appears to be a Double-ban . . .
. . oh wait a sec - there was NO comma after ‘rules’ so it’s a Double-reference instead!
My Bad
(bows head, stands crosshair-still)
Bah(nned) humbug
Banned because the Empire says so.
Banned because the rebels said so.
A long time ago my gal Aksy , from far far away , said . . . she’d be late for dinner .
^^Double Bans , for your war making me eat late .
Banned for 3 months for saying mush-brained.
Banned for all the right reasons.
Banned for twisted reasons
Banned for hurting someone’s feelings.
Not you, me! I was banned for hurting someone’s feelings!
Banned anyway just because…
Banned for still being in 2018
Banned for not being fashionably late.
(looks in a floor-to-ceiling mirror and poses handsomely like out of a page in a magazine)
Hmm , fashionable
(flips wristwatch calendar over to our new year , crumpling and tossing the tiny old page)
Yep , late
(pages around to source the sound of growing murmurs , grumbles , and the odd snicker)
Yep , Self-Ban . . . forrr . . mental imagery
Banned for gibberish
Banned for gobbledygook
Anyone else see this ?
Both of yuze - Banned for reminding me of turkey
Sue me
